The Blues

I've got the blues... on my way to Jessie's baby shower I stopped at the Brea Mall. I thought I would do a little shopping. Oh no, everything cute is a size 8 petite! What's up with all the petite sizes?

So, I decide to try on a few things... Wait a minute, the mirror showed some angles that were a little frightening.... Where did that come from? How did I get sooooo fat? Oh Lord, I'm in trouble!!!

I recently saw a picture of myself and I said it must be the angle the picture was taken and the photographer should be fired! :) In fact I asked everybody, do I look like that? And you know what they said, oh no, it's the angle. Guess what they were not telling the truth!

So, I left the mall a little bummed out....

Then I arrive at the shower, and we were playing a game. Then this little girl looks at me and says, "Cheater".... oh wait a minute! Do you know who I am? I am Aunt Sue, and I don't cheat. Cheating only counts when you cheat and take the prize, and I never take the prize!

I'm not sure who she was but I didn't think she should be calling me a cheater! Okay, so I was hitting the ice against the tree... but I was only trying to get the baby out!

So, I came home and Manny says how was the baby shower? I said it was okay. He asked what was wrong, oh nothing I told him. Then we started talking and he laughed at me! Can you believe that? He laughed and said you are bummed out because you couldn't find the clothes you wanted and the little girl called you a cheater! He's sooo funny!!! When he put it like that I realized I really am bummed out!

So tonight I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream, and tomorrow I will start working out! Problem solved!